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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

No, not a chance

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

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Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So they tried

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

No go.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

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